1. Zero Fucks were given aka Interwebz Logic

    intewebz logic:

    the quantity of a single fuck is the mention of said fuck. 

    therefore if you take the time to post that 0 fucks were given, by definition the statement alone is contradictory as you gave a single fuck enough to post that you give zero fucks. 

    ethically this makes you a fucking hypocrite. mathematically this make you broken. 

    let me know if you need any further examples. 

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