Lesson in Conversating with Women
This is a conversation I had with a guy on a certain site. he just started spouting out all of his extreme beliefs. the sad part is, had he taken his time in talking about this and not bombarded me, it would have been perfectly acceptable, but because he had no patience, he got nothing but condescension from me. So here’s an example of how NOT to talk to a chick on the first pop. ThatGuy: ...
Sickness is for Suckas!
. I hate it when I’m sick and crave things I do not have in my house. I woke up this morning to the sound of my alarm telling me I’d just obtained a star and am now untouchable. I prepare to leap outta bed and vanquish some enemies when I start to cough. And then.. I attempt to talk. I sound like bowser. ya know when he talks? he sounds like an angry demon possessed teacher from the...
The Mar Vista Joint
is nice. i want. but i might not get. these are moments in my life when i try to remind myself that things happen for a reason. controlling one’s destiny is as easy as surviving a shark attack. fate? gimme my place. or find me one appropriate to this situation. soon. PLEASE? kthanx. yas. ps can you tell i’m stressing????!?!?!??!
yay! not for kids!
thank you okc for this kind of experience. Perv: hey beautiful Me: uh hi Perv: How’s your night going Me: good i’m procrastinating Me: waht abou tyou Me: wow Me: sorry Me: what about you* Perv: came back from the mall browsing for some hot females came across you Perv: meet any guys yet Perv: I love your body Me: wow Me: creepy right off the bat Perv: I don’t think...