May 2013
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The speeding bladder incident
Gather around kids I have a story to tell about how yas just dodged a ticket! Spent the entire evening with friends and finally decided to go home as I’m falling alseep on the couch! No booze drinking was involved tonight. I did however have 32 oz of iced tea and a 44 oz cherry limeade! I start driving home only to feel like I’m about to pee my pants! all of a sudden all 78 ounces...
May 22nd
May 22nd
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The hurt and frustration of doing things for someone only to listen to them complain about your effort.
May 22nd
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Gymmy gym gym gym
So last night I was dreading the gym. I never dread the gym. This month has been one huge let down of non healthy behavior. I just got tired of telling myself “no you can’t eat that”. I got weak. I went nuts. Regardless I know where I stand. I wasted an entire month not doing it right and just maintained. My fellow fatties would say “well, maintain is always better than...
May 21st
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quads-for-the-gods: aquatized: for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you l0l Just cuz I’m curious.
May 21st
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May 21st
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why is it that leg lifts are so much easier in my bed while wearing my pajamas compared to at the gym on the floor mats?
May 21st
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Every day I have to fight myself to not give up. To not eat everything around me. To be a better person. I notice that sometimes I’ll do really well and lose the weight. But then I get tired. Weak. Unstable and fail. Falling only makes me feel worse and makes me fail more. It’s a cycle I want to break. One I’m incredibly tired of. Right now I’m sitting at the bottom of the hill right now...
May 20th
quads-for-the-gods: In case tumblr closes down. Quick ! send me your social security #’s and bank info . Herp derp derp Lulz gonna also need your blood type and the names of next of kin.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Tumblr the ultimate sellout
Good job selling out, Tumblr. 1.1 billion dollars later and tumblr is now owned by Yahoo.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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KpopTalking to my bestie right now and suddenly… floodgates. Like Ike Turner with a cake to muh face, it hit me exactly why I felt so damned angry, frustrated, fed up, desolate, and well… just fail. I came back from vacation, back to my situation, back to my obese mother and the pressure just crushed me. I can’t let her food addiction rule my own. She is not going to change anything about my...
May 15th
Yeah something is definitely wrong with me right now. I’m so frustrated with everything I could punch a baby.
May 15th
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
May 13th
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May 13th
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So I threw caution to the wind and texted him today. Low and behold he texted me back and it was awesome. I hope I get to meet him soon. I really like him so far. He just screams more than a fling. Hehehe. I won’t say any more. Don’t want to jinx it!
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Just had what my bestie lovingly calls a phone date. I think I might have blown it. :( he has this incredible deep voice. And suddenly I got nervous and just started rambling. Aaaaand then he had to go. For fucking ever alone.
May 11th
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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